Category Archives: Special Occasionals

Happy Holidays from the shittiest web site you go to

Here’s your damn Christmas card.

Notes on Christmas

I love Christmas, I really do. The music, the decorations, the movies; it’s the tits! So why all the bitchin’?

Oh Ye Brokenhearted and Your Valentine Counter Culture

Generally there are three major camps in regards to Valentine’s Day.
1) Couples
Flowers at work, seared tuna for dinner, and rose pedals in the bedroom. Here’s your unique opportunity to share the love with that special someone. I don’t hate you… I’m not particularly jealous. Good for you. I hope it goes well, as we all [...]