I will now amaze you with 100% truths about the future of sports, politics, and me in 2009.
Category Archives: state of the union
The big day
November 4 08
This is like liveblogging from a polling location except I’ve waited till I got to work, went to a couple meetings and ate lunch.
Tricky Dicky
March 7 08
Richard Nixon recognized that blondes photograph better. And apparently, he laughed at his own jokes even when no one else would.
Primary Concern
February 5 08
If you care which dude or dudette is running for election next year, ya might want to get off your ass today.
No Need to Watch The Sarah Connor Chronicles; I Just Found Out Who Dunnit
January 23 08
The end is near. We always kinda suspected it’d come from the Middle-East, but not quite like this. Goooooo Skynet!