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After I mentioned Baird Facé in the comments of last post, I was disappointed that I didn’t get any sort of response. Perhaps I was asking for too much to expect you to get a reference to a current season Scrubs character. I suppose most people watch that show in syndication, and I sometimes fear I might be the only one left that watches at all. In fact, I read yesterday that they will produce only four more episodes of the show (ever?), but they might go straight to DVD.

Of course, there was also the possibility that I’d completely dreamed up the character of Baird Facé (which would be creepy). In order to appease myself, I did a little google search for “Baird Face Scrubs.” Nothing. However, I was encouraged to try “Beard Face Scrubs.” Bingo. There he is as the #1 entry. Oh wait, what’s this? The whole rest of the page was filled with face scrubs.

And #9: Jack Black Face Buff Energizing Scrub

which led me to: Jack Black Beard Lube Conditioning Shave

Now, I realize there are certainly lots of people out there named Jack Black, but I can’t help but laugh at the idea of Barry (High Fidelity) having his own beard lube. Or just laugh at the fact that there’s a product called beard lube. For fun, you should check out the whole section at Amazon of Jack Black Beauty Supply Products.

Speaking of Jack Black, are you as excited as I that Be Kind Rewind comes out next Friday? I’m very curious to see how Gondry pulls off writing a film starring Jack Black and Mos Def.

Speaking of Mos Def, he was in Monster’s Ball with Heath Ledger. The other day, I ran across this article posted the day he died. Not to downplay his death, but I found it quite poignant considering how much news time the story got.

Speaking of death, it’s Valentine’s Day today. I find myself somewhere between #s 2 and 3 this year. I plan on spending my night doing pretty much exactly what I did last year. I will sit on the couch between two lovely ladies and watch LOST. Afterward, I might go to Murphy’s for the Glitches and Ultracats. It’s the early show that people don’t yet realize will have 90% of all single, Midtown women in attendance. You heard it here.

Speaking of 90% of all single, Midtown women in attendance, I got carried away the other night while trimming my unibrow and shaved off my beard. So don’t be scared when you see me.

And this brings it all back around to Baird Facé. Happy V.D..